Friday, March 13
Eerrrriicck! Wham! Boowhaahaahaa! Clang! Clang!
Alright fellas, cut it out. I know it is Friday the Thirteenth again. Thenal, put those chains up. If you drop them on your foot, you’ll ….
Bam! Aaaoooooooooo! Thump, thump, thump!
As soon as you get through hopping around the room Thenal, put those chains back outside.
Again, I think the humans plan to go watch some type of movie. The last movie did not scare as much as what we saw this morning. Stone walking through the trailer in just a pair of shorts. Aaaaaahhhh. I can’t get the image out of my mind.
Earlier this week, we hid his bathing suit to keep him from scaring the little children at that hotel. Those who do not believe us have not seen him in a pair of swimming trunks. I suspect if the guests at the hotel knew what we done that we would bestow great honors on us. If he would have succeeded, I would not know how long many of them would have to go through counseling to get that image out of their mind.
I guess it wasn’t as bad as a group of Varnark singing uncontrollably can be extremely scary. But the scariest sight I have seen turns out to be Stone attempting to dance. Everybody runs for their lives when music begins and Stone starts to flail his arms around and dance like a madman.
Now, the scariest thing started this morning: a cold hard rain. This cut into our fun time. The local news predicted that this rain and cold weather will last the rest of the day. Then there was that loud rumble of thunder that accompanied that bright flash. It is at this point that we found ourselves crammed into that cabinet space above Stone’s refrigerator. Now, the real bad part is that Omman ate a whole plate of beans early this morning.
Bawhaaaahaaahaaa! Kawoom! Rumble, rumble!