Sunday, February 15, 2009

Friday the Thirteenth


Sunday, February 15

I do not know what it is about these humans. Along with holidays, they have these superstitions and unusual event days. For instance, I found that some of these humans are scared of a day called Friday the Thirteenth.

Some people stay inside and avoid doing anything dangerous because of this superstition. One character told me that every good job he has ever gotten happened on the Friday the Thirteenth.

I know these humans have horror movies made about the date. They have these people chasing after each other with axes and chainsaws. What about this character who flies around shooting people with arrows in the name of love. Does that sound hinky to you? It does to me.

All I know, if there is one human to watch out for and that is the human called Penelope. Not only does she carry a machete, she also carries a katana, a paint gun, three 45-caliber pistols and something called an Uzi.

Thenal teed her off last week and he came in with red, green and yellow patches of paint all over him. Knowing how fast he can run, this means she is a good shot as well.

Talking about Thenal, another scary sight is that photo Stone put out in the front of his trailer of Thenal. That has kept those crows out of his garden. Actually, we found two that looked as if they were scared to death.

Wait a second, Stone’s phone is ringing.

Hello. Okay, tell Stone that you’re on your way over from a beach called Crystal for a visit. You want to pick up your machete and hockey mask. Sure, we would be glad to come out and play. Bye.

That’s strange. Funny, that’s his fourth call tonight. He sure sounds friendly. I can’t wait to meet him. I guess he is one of Stone’s new friends though I do not remember him mentioned anyone by the name of Jason before. Oh, well.

Whack! Whack! Whack!

Sounds like someone at the door. Got to go now.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Pat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat

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