Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Mmmmm mmm mmmm m…

December 16, 2008

Today, I wish to discuss the cruel act of switching my lip balm with that super glue. I am coming close to find out who was responsible.

It caused me to miss a post. Most of all, it made me lose all of those treats while attending the Christmas Festival. The smell of those funnel cakes drove me nuts. I nearly ripped my lips apart for that. Yet, the glue held.

I managed to keep this under wraps for the rest of that night. The next morning, Stone asked why I was so quiet, and Thenal told him that my lips were glued shut. Tattle-tale. Thenal will get his for that. Now, what Stone did was cruel. Stone said he had the perfect solution for my problem.

What that entailed, I did not know. First, he grabbed me and tied me down and then disappeared into the kitchen. When he came back out, he carried what looked to be a sword in his hand.

I thought I heard him say something about cutting my bottom lip off. Tement was not much help because he said that we Varnark heal quickly. Yes, we may heal quickly but we are not immune to pain.

That is when I discovered that those ropes around me would not budge. I found myself trapped on the couch. On the other couch, the others sat and watched. Thenal had video camera.

My heart started pounding and my thoughts seemed to fly. I could see three exits but could not move to get out of them. Panic, I no longer could control the panic swelling up in me. I no longer felt the rope cut into my skin. As he brought that sword toward me, I found myself unable to breathe just before darkness overtook me.

When I woke, I found myself in my bunk. I expected my bottom lip to be gone. It wasn’t. I must have freed it before he had a chance to cut my lip. That is the only explanation I could come up with. I did have this bad taste in my mouth though. Kind of tastes like soap. Yuck!

Excuse me, I have to go and rinse my mouth again.


Click! Thump!

Is he coming? No, good. Hi, its me again: Thenal.

I wanted to expand on Narval’s statements on having his lips glued together. No, I did not do it but I did enjoy the silence it provided. We got to enjoy a whole day and a half of silence because of that tube of glue.

During the Christmas Festival and part of the Sunday, he could not pound our ears with his verbal drone. We also got to split his dessert as well.

Oh, did you know it is awfully hard to scream with his mouth glued shut? Narval did. And it was funny as valdarna*. Narval tried to scream as Stone approached with that knife. He then passed out. We got videos but Tement will not let us post them. Stone then put that knife up and brought out some warm soapy water and worked on Narval’s lips.

The sad part of this tail is that now, Narval can’t seemed to shut up. There goes the peace and quiet we got to enjoy.

Thanks for listening -- Thenal

* just like saying, ‘funny as hell.’

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